Lost: One bottle

21 September 2002

It is reported that Mr Elleray today lost his bottle in front of the Kop shortly before 3.45. This is not significant news, as it is believed that Mr Elleray has lost his bottle before.

TV reconstructions will show later tonight and tomorrow morning how easy it is for Mr Elleray to find his bottle when faced with an easy decision, only to lose it when faced with one that will leave him unpopular.

If found, please return to the referees room prior to the next away game at a "big" club.

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